Just writing about it gives him attention, but...

If you're reading this then you probably are aware that Sean Avery is an attention-seeking child. For those who missed it, look it up online because I am not going to post it here. Suffice to say that Sean Avery embarrassed himself and the league by flapping his arms and stick in front of Brodeur the other night. The Rangers were on a 5-on-3 and he was facing Brodeur and doing everything but jumping jacks like an idiot in front of Brodeur in an attempt to get him off his game. Avery is such a complete loser. The more I think about it, the more the Devils are also such losers from not even going after Avery for being such a clown and a bush-league tool. You think if Scott Stevens was still playing that he wouldn't have introduced Avery to the Rangers' team dentists? Stevens would have hit him so hard that Avery would have to fart to clear his own throat AND he'd be waking up next week just to do it! Man, even Ken Danyeko would have gone after him for that crap. Brent Sutter is the Devils coach and to see some clown act like such a freaking low-rent, disrespectful fool must have given him piles. Can you imagine a Sutter acting like some attention-starved idiot? They'd throw him out of the hay loft on the family farm in Viking, Alberta just to see where he'd land. I'm surprised Sutter didn't come off the bench and hit Avery with his shoe. Honestly, who uses a shoe?

(Is it wrong to use an Austin Powers reference in 2008? I don't keep up on my memos.)

Plus, and this is worse, Larry Brooks defends this immature horsepile in today's New York Post. Again, I am not going to link to it because it just gives them more of what they want but trust me, Larry Brooks either has a man-crush on Avery or he will just side with the Rangers over any little thing.

COMING UP LATER THIS WEEK: Our exclusive interview with Mike Fornabaio, the Bridgeport Sound Tigers' beat writer for the Connecticut Post. Mike's been covering the team for a few years now so check out the interview sometime this week on NYIFORLIFE.com.